Welfare

Sunday 5August07 12pm

Went to check out the survival centre as i was hungry and hung-over and not feeling up to risking the shops i’m beginning to be recognised in. In there was some packetted soupy things, but they had actual bread this time. I had picked up about eight loaves the other day, so that didn’t inspire me. Finally I saw the survival centre’s greatest prize! Bottled water! There was a sign on it:

FREE WATER!

Bringing clean water to students
living in third-world conditions and
(apparently) dying of thirst!
(Now even more convenient
that regular free water…
it’s bottled!)

-The Welfare Dept.

Which I thought was nice. Possibly the highlight of my day.

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